" christmas cracker "

 [ "christmas cracker" ]

1: Christmas Cracker: adj (seasonal) - a large jagged turd, the product of over indulgance

  * e.g.,  ... Desmond took half an hour in the 'smallest room' straining to pull a 'Christmas cracker' 

 [ "christmas cracker" ]

1: The most expensive item in the popular online role playing game, "Runescape" by Jagex LTD.

  * e.g.,  ... player 1: wow d00d look at my part hat! 

 [ "christmas cracker" ]

2:  What they were used for was back in 2001 when they were released, players could "pull" these to get a much sought after "party hat." Since most players pulled them there are only a few left in the game still in cracker form. This explains the very high price of them. They are currently 800,000,000 (eight hundred million)-1,000,000,000 (one billion) runescape coins.

  * e.g.,  ... player 2:nice but i got a Christmas cracker so there! 

 [ "Christmas crackers" ]

1: The testicles (from rhyming slang, Christmas crackers = knackers).

  * e.g.,  ... Kevin was very excited: Britney had just asked him to show her his Christmas crackers. Two minutes, and a slap round the face later, he was so disappointed when he realised the pop-babe had no knowledge of British rhyming slang! 

 [ "Christmas cracker" ]

1: When you burp and fart at the same time, emitting gas from both ends simultaneously.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) Andrew ate so much steak that he busted a christmas cracker. 

 [ "Christmas Cracker" ]

1: A prank pooled just before or during christmas.

  * e.g.,  ... Friend: The raid you did on Jeff's stream was a real christmas cracker